A drunken German was arrested after he tried to rob a bank in Mainz armed with a water pistol and a potato peeler.
Police say Walter Schoegl, 52, had a stocking over his head and was waving the potato peeler when he demanded the cash.
But he left empty handed after the cool-headed bank teller told him they had run out of money.
He still had the stocking on when he was arrested five minutes later.
At least he didn’t threaten the teller with a Twinkie xD