Machete – The Illegal Movie Trailer

I don’t think I can find words to express what this movie is all about, it’s pure awesomeness, pure carnage, I came buckets and my mouth was foaming, that’s how good this trailer is D:=<!

But before all the awesomeness, Machete has a very important message for Arizona.

Machete is an upcoming action  film, directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. The film will star Danny Trejo in his first lead role as the title character. The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey, and Cheryl Chin. The film is an expansion of a fake trailer  Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse and a spin-off of the Spy Kids  films (since the lead character is the uncle of the protagonists). Filmed in autumn 2009, the film will be released in the United States on September 3, 2010  by 20th Century Fox.

“We didn’t cross the border…the border crossed us!”

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