We need scarier hurricane names
As I type this Hurricane Irene is expected to mess up the East Coast. But why name it “Irene”?
I really lost my shit at “Hurricane Murderthon 3000,” but I have to agree, we need scary names so people will actually evacuate, so I have a few suggenstions, along with some others I collected from reddit and imgur, and you’re welcome to add yours as well 😉
- Hurricane Mordor (but it poses the problem of people wanting to simply walk into it)
- Hurricane IRS
- Hurricane FEMA
- Hurricane La Migra
- Hurricane Destruction
- Hurricane Rape
- Hurricane Death Bringer
- Hurricane Thor
- Hurricane Taurus
- Hurricane Scorpio
- Hurricane MoFo
- Hurricane OhShit
- Hurricane MotherFucker
- Hurricane PackYourShit
- Hurricane Bitch-on-her-period
- Hurricane Drug Test
- Hurricane Pedophile
- Hurricane Balls Smasher
- Hurricane Mother-in-law
- Hurricane Sex Offender
- Hurricane Ex-Wife
- Hurricane Eye of Sauron
- Hurricane Rapist
- Hurricane Diarrhea
- Hurricane Child Support
- Hurricane CA-CA
- Hurricane AnalTear
- Hurricane Herpes
- Hurricane Skullfuck
- Hurricane Facegrinder
- Hurricane Decapitator
- Hurricane Hammerface
- Hurricane Living Grave
- Hurricane Drown Syndrome
- Hurricane Brainsplatter
- Hurricane Limbripper
- Hurricane BigFoot’s Dick
- Hurricane Sea Demon
- Hurricane Liquid Monster
- Hurricane Wet Executioner
- Hurricane Night Death
- Hurricane Rage
- Hurricane Vomit Flood
- Hurricane Terminator
- Hurricane Peoplesplitter
- Hurricane Puss Sewage
- Hurricane Blood Flood
- Hurricane Death from Above
- Hurricane Deathtoll
- Hurricane SoggyBodies
- Hurricane Traveling Morgue
- Hurricane Bodystacker
- Hurricane Corpsemixer
- Hurricane Evil Fury
- Hurricane Surprise Buttsex
- Hurricane Dicksmasher
- Hurricane ThunderCock
- Hurricane Death Dealer
- Hurricane PrepareToDie
- Hurricane ImAfloodYourAss
- Hurricane Assbuster
- Hurricane Ballscrusher
- Hurricane Crotchgrinder
- Hurricane Explodingbanshee
- Hurricane BecauseFuckyouthatswhy
- Hurricane Getyourassoutofhere
- Hurricane Hellvanguard
- Hurricane Imgonnafuckyouup
- Hurricane Ifyoudieyoudie
- Hurricane Juggernaut
- Hurricane Leviathan
- Hurricane Godzilla
- Hurricane FreightTrain
- Hurricane Appocalypse
- Hurricane Khan
- Hurricane Shitstorm
- Hurricane MonsterKill
- Hurricane Vortex of Destruction
- Hurricane Hitler
- Hurricane Chuck Norris
- Horricane Roundhousekick
- Hurricane Satan
- Hurricane HellonEarth
Got any more? Feel free to post them right here.
