We need scarier hurricane names

As I type this Hurricane Irene is expected to mess up the East Coast. But why name it “Irene”?

I really lost my shit at “Hurricane Murderthon 3000,” but I have to agree, we need scary names so people will actually evacuate, so I have a few suggenstions, along with some others I collected from reddit and imgur, and you’re welcome to add yours as well 😉

  • Hurricane Mordor (but it poses the problem of people wanting to simply walk into it)
  • Hurricane IRS
  • Hurricane FEMA
  • Hurricane La Migra
  • Hurricane Destruction
  • Hurricane Rape
  • Hurricane Death Bringer
  • Hurricane Thor
  • Hurricane Taurus
  • Hurricane Scorpio
  • Hurricane MoFo
  • Hurricane OhShit
  • Hurricane MotherFucker
  • Hurricane PackYourShit
  • Hurricane Bitch-on-her-period
  • Hurricane Drug Test
  • Hurricane Pedophile
  • Hurricane Balls Smasher
  • Hurricane Mother-in-law
  • Hurricane Sex Offender
  • Hurricane Ex-Wife
  • Hurricane Eye of Sauron
  • Hurricane Rapist
  • Hurricane Diarrhea
  • Hurricane Child Support
  • Hurricane CA-CA
  • Hurricane AnalTear
  • Hurricane Herpes
  • Hurricane Skullfuck
  • Hurricane Facegrinder 
  • Hurricane Decapitator
  • Hurricane Hammerface
  • Hurricane Living Grave
  • Hurricane Drown Syndrome
  • Hurricane Brainsplatter
  • Hurricane Limbripper
  • Hurricane BigFoot’s Dick
  • Hurricane Sea Demon
  • Hurricane Liquid Monster
  • Hurricane Wet Executioner
  • Hurricane Night Death
  • Hurricane Rage
  • Hurricane Vomit Flood
  • Hurricane Terminator
  • Hurricane Peoplesplitter
  • Hurricane Puss Sewage
  • Hurricane Blood Flood
  • Hurricane Death from Above 
  • Hurricane Deathtoll
  • Hurricane SoggyBodies
  • Hurricane Traveling Morgue
  • Hurricane Bodystacker
  • Hurricane Corpsemixer
  • Hurricane Evil Fury
  • Hurricane Surprise Buttsex
  • Hurricane Dicksmasher
  • Hurricane ThunderCock
  • Hurricane Death Dealer
  • Hurricane PrepareToDie
  • Hurricane ImAfloodYourAss
  • Hurricane Assbuster
  • Hurricane Ballscrusher
  • Hurricane Crotchgrinder
  • Hurricane Explodingbanshee
  • Hurricane BecauseFuckyouthatswhy
  • Hurricane Getyourassoutofhere
  • Hurricane Hellvanguard
  • Hurricane Imgonnafuckyouup
  • Hurricane Ifyoudieyoudie
  • Hurricane Juggernaut
  • Hurricane Leviathan
  • Hurricane Godzilla
  • Hurricane FreightTrain
  • Hurricane Appocalypse
  • Hurricane Khan
  • Hurricane Shitstorm
  • Hurricane MonsterKill
  • Hurricane Vortex of Destruction
  • Hurricane Hitler
  • Hurricane Chuck Norris
  • Horricane Roundhousekick
  • Hurricane Satan
  • Hurricane HellonEarth

 Got any more? Feel free to post them right here.

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