I find the spacebar really depressing

Four drinks already? Somebody’s gonna end up with a huge Tab. Keep drinking and this guy will even forget his keys.

I’d rather Ctrl myself and Escape to a place where I can just Enter and relax.

Are those enough keyboard puns for you, or would you rather have me Shift gears and Insert some more?

OK, enough keyboard puns, I’m going Home.

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