Rejected Supermarket Signs Presents: Apple Pie

My brother works making signs at a “certain” organic market. Sometimes his section makes things that are not entirely appropriate to go to the floor. This is one of those signs.

Oh jeez, I wonder what could possibly be wrong with it….

I don’t think this would ever make it to the floor of any supermarket, unless it’s also a BSDM store. Crap, shouldn’t have said that, I ended up imagining it D:<

Sauce: Chronicles of a Drunken Bastard.