Kristen Stewart Explains 4th of July (oh, and happy Independance Day)

Kristen Stewart tells the tale of America’s independence.

As American as the french fry, but I guess it must be true because -MURICA!

And remember guys, this 4th of July you have to play with fireworks because it’s your constitutional right to end up mutilated by bootleg fireworks because you pay your goddamn taxes, so go burn shit up! Except for Colorado. They were doing OK, but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Other than that, do it FOR AMERICA!

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!

 

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