Somebody needs to make this exercise machine happen!

Are you trying to keep up with your New Year’s resolution to lose weight? Do you spend more than 15 minutes in the toilet every day? Then you need this!

Introducing the new and revolutionary:

You’ve got a toilet? Then YOU’VE GOT A GYM!

Hey, we spend so much time on the toilet, we might as well get ripped while we’re at it. The downside will be seeing tons of people with super ripped upper bodies, but scrawny lower bodies. I guess instead of calling them “gym rats” they’ll be called “toilet rats.”

I’m an awful person.

By [ExtraFabulousComics]