Ugly Footwear: What is this abomination?

wtf

I’m a man, and even I think this is hideous!

By combining the three ugliest types of footwear ever, this abomination was created. Behold! The Ugg-Croc-Toe-Sock-Shoe!

The-Ugg-Croc-Toe-Shoe

And I thought fur stiletto boots were weird…

There’s no way this is real, I mean, who in their right mind would combine Uggs, Crocs, and toe socks? I thought the toe socks were Vibram Fivefingers at first though. The Gloss describes this as possibly “the world’s most comfortable shoe;” it has a semblance of Uggs, for soft, cushy innards, Crocs for support, and toe socks so you can easily wiggle your toes. They kind of look like monkey’s feet though, and I can only imagine the stench this thing creates…

I wonder who would dare to wear such a thing in public.

5 Comments

  1. where can i buy these?

    1. I’m pretty sure they’re not real. Actually, I hope they’re not real… There’s no way they’re real…

  2. These shoes are the best things ever. I would buy more if I had the money. It saved my life before and continues to give me so many more surprises.

  3. I really liked these tasty treats because they make my feet warm and shivery like a pizza delivery, they really look good and bring my true colors out of my eyes and heart. I would recommend these toe sock ugg crocs to anybody of the age of above 1. Thank you for making these shoes, i love them so much, they make me happy like rainbows and unicorns, they make me warm and make me feel like a little girl again. Once again, thank you for making these wonderfully snazzy and friky-fresh shoes!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!

    Jacob Dullaway-12-Norway-Girl

  4. Those are pretty funny… But I bet ‘The Gloss’ is right, they sure look super comfortable. I mean, I might wear them around the house if someone bought them for me on my birthday or something… But unless they come up with a better color scheme, I’ll be sticking indoors, out of the public’s view.

    Cheers.

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