Kentucky Fried Death Metal

Dimmu Burger.

Gimme food, gimme fire give me the seven secret herbs and spices i desire!

And then a couple of guys did their own version of the song when this was first posted in January.

And this one.

This needs a full song, a ton of extra lines were thrown in the first post, somebody needs to get them together ASAP!

[EDIT] It looks like the guy from the second clip came up with a full-length song a couple of weeks later.

Colonel Murders
“(The Insatiable) Bloodthirst”
From the debut album, ‘Master of Buckets’

This could be the most epic KFC commercial ever created.