D*ck Maintenance

Finally, a product that solves man’s hard problems, especially when it refers to something as important as our d*ck.

OMG, I don’t care about his accent, that was freaking funny! Dat face at 00:36 was just creeper epic!

So…ladies, why don’t you come over to my d*ck and have an extra thick smoothie?

You know what, I think it’s time to power wash my d*ck for good measure, if you know what I mean.