Young Brazilians get brutally gangbanged by entire German soccer team.

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Inappropriate title? Nonsense, those were 90 minutes of rape and sodomy by the Germans. The truth of the matter is that Brazil suffered their most humiliating defeat since the time they lost 6-0 at the hands of Uruguay… in 1920.

The absence of their “star” Neymar and their captain Thiago Silva appears to have affected the team to the point of not able to defend against the German team, which scored 5 goals with just a few minutes apart in the first half. You would think Brazil would come up with a strategy to try to at least equalize the score during the next 45+ minutes, after all this is Brazil we are talking about, the country that breathes soccer, the host, and pretty much the favorites to win during every tournament. However, they instead got 2 more goals against, and that’s because the Germans slowed down, otherwise it could have ended up in a worse score, well, aside from this one being their worse score ever in a World Cup.

My mom stepped outside for a few minutes to tend to her plants, and the score was 1-0. The match got so bad after that, that when she came back they had just scored they 5th goal her reaction was a loud “what the hell?!”

I’m not even going to waste my time looking for clips of this massacre. Instead, I’m just posting a few pictures of the most popular reactions, which are pretty much heartbreaking.

That poor old man with the trophy prop…it got so bad, people began leaving the stadium when Germany scored their 4th goal in the first half. Brazil had to wait like 64 years to host the tournament again, only to be walked all over in the semifinals. I’m pretty sure Colombia had a better chance against the Germans.

What’s left for them? Aside from being ridiculed and reminded of this defeat until they win they World Cup again, they still have a chance of winning 3rd place. It’s like winning the championship, but not.