So this Reddit OP decided to pull stunt on his wife, and decided to pick Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year…to get beaten for being a smartass.
My wife wanted jewelry for Christmas….don’t think she’ll be too happy
What makes him think that? I mean, it’s not like he chose to pull an awful prank on Christmas instead of April’s Fools. Let’s hope for OP’s sake that she has a good sense of humor and doesn’t mind that instead of getting her an actual ring, he got her a $5 mug by Fred & Friends called 2-Carat Cup. He could step it up a notch by attaching the ring to a necklace for extra awful points. Or maybe I’m taking this the wrong way and his New Year’s resolution is to either sleep in the couch for a few months, or get divorced.
Well, he can always explain the black eye by saying he was mugged. MUGGED COOORRRAAAAAAALLLL!
But seriously, I hope he includes some real jewelry inside the mug just in case.