How to wake up with a black eye on Christmas Day

So this Reddit OP decided to pull stunt on his wife, and decided to pick Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year…to get beaten for being a smartass.

My wife wanted jewelry for Christmas….don’t think she’ll be too happy

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What makes him think that? I mean, it’s not like he chose to pull an awful prank on Christmas instead of April’s Fools.  Let’s hope for OP’s sake that she has a good sense of humor and doesn’t mind that instead of getting her an actual ring, he got her a $5 mug by Fred & Friends called 2-Carat Cup.  He could step it up a notch by attaching the ring to a necklace for extra awful points. Or maybe I’m taking this the wrong way and his New Year’s resolution is to either sleep in the couch for a few months, or get divorced.

Well, he can always explain the black eye by saying he was mugged. MUGGED COOORRRAAAAAAALLLL!

But seriously, I hope he includes some real jewelry inside the mug just in case.

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