Happy Thanksgiving comma

I hope those of you not working today get to enjoy a hefty meal and pass out on a mountain of mashed potatoes and gravy.

A relative of mine working on retail will have to go back to work at 5pm today, so let’s be thankful for retail stores nit giving a damn about their employees.

And finally, I hope those of you still on the way to a relative’s house drive safely so you get to your destination alive.