Maybe they are too busy enjoying the money they got from this hoax.
Reactions to “Abortionplex”
Because “The Onion” is the best source for news.
What manner of sorcery is this? [GIF]
Black magic, I say!
Spotted these “offers” at a local Target
I was looking for the automotive section at a local Target yesterday when I spotted these amazing deals at the kitchen appliances section.
Balloon popping could be dangerous
Do not attempt this at home.
Phoenix Police Officer Tackles Teen
What the title says.
If you can’t find the book you want…
You’re probably shopping at the…
How to tell your man you’re pregnant without saying a word
Great, pancakes!










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