This is one of the longest and funniest Youtube poops I know.
Peeling apples like an Asian BOSS
Don’t try this at home unless you have indestructible hands.
How to really prank your friends
Fan for the whole you.
This is bananas
My only question is, why would anyone stare at bananas for 25 minutes? If you think bananas will ripen in a matter of seconds while you’re not looking, you might be tripping balls. If this happen to you “every freaking time” you might be a drug addict. [via]
Mind shattering paradox
Brought to you by Disney.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe…
wait whut?
WHAT. THE. HELL.
What the f*ck did I just watch?
Street Fighter II: Chun Li’s ass is Guile’s
Guile sure knows how to treat a lady.
Ending a date in 30 seconds or less
I don’t like Jenga, it’s a silly game.
Follow my madness!