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Hitler’s skull reveals to be NOT Hitler D:< !

A bone fragment believed to be part of Adolf Hitler’s skull has been revealed as being that of an unidentified woman, US scientists have said. Although, not exactly news-news per-se. I mean, a lot of people know the story that the guy escaped to Argentina afterwards. Either way, doesnt matter. Guy must be dead by now anyway.

JK Rowling Denied Top US Honour

Harry Potter author JK Rowling missed out on a top honour because some US politicians believed she “encouraged witchcraft”, it has been claimed. Afterward she proceeded to have dinner with Alan Moore inside the belly of a dragon, which sits on top of a giant pot of gold.