Sexual Positions (for the lonely and loveless)

So you are alone and need to relieve yourself, but are too bored of the same old stuff you’ve been doing for years.

If that’s the case, then try this!

Microwaved melon? Tempting….not that I am alone or anything…

WARNING: Attempting the “Ball Pit at Chuck-E-Cheese” may end up in possible arrest and jail time.