Movies I won’t see: Resident Evil: Retribution [trailer]

Are you serious? They’re making yet another weird excuse of a movie with the name “Resident Evil”? OH HELL NO!

The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead.The human race’s last and only hope, Alice (Milla Jovovich), awakens in the heart of Umbrella’s most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven, Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo to New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Aided by newfound allies and familiar friends, Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of oblivion. The countdown has begun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMIeLC7AfLA

When a friend shared the trailer for Resident Evil 6 I thought it was another bad movie, but was glad to find out it was actually a video game. Then this shows up…

This is how they advertise this piece of crap,

The wildly successful film franchise adaptation that has grossed nearly $700 million worldwide to the popular video game series, “Resident Evil,” returns in its highly anticipated fifth installment, “Re5ident Evil: Retribution” in state-of-the art 3D.

Really? So they’re gonna keep ignoring the original game story and keep making up this crap as they go? And in mind-blowing 3-freaking-D?

The only Resident Evil I care about this year is RE6, Hollywood can take this film and shove it up the producer’s ass.