The moment you hit your new wife because she didn’t listen…

I mean, she obviously didn’t hear him jumping behind her just before he kicked her in the head. I didn’t realize neither the title or the first sentence sound right.

As God As My Witness She’s Broken In Half!

First he kicks her, and then drops her like it’s hot! What did we learn from this? Don’t choose the same spot to do your stunts at the same time.

Btw, I don’t think they had such a fun honeymoon, unless she’s into BDSM.