Whitest Kids U ‘Know: Rip Your Dick Off
When buying a new vacuum cleaner make sure it's not powerful enough to rip your dick off.
When buying a new vacuum cleaner make sure it's not powerful enough to rip your dick off.
Best beer commercial ever (after the most interesting man in the world by Dos Equis).
Need more energy? Take a Sheet.
Words cannot express what you are about to see.
Before you try to be funny make sure you don't end up looking like an ass.
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