Punch ‘Em in the D*ck
Probably written or inspired by Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage.
Probably written or inspired by Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage.
When buying a new vacuum cleaner make sure it's not powerful enough to rip your dick off.
Note: Posts may contain affiliate links, that means we may receive a commission from qualifying purchases made through those links, but the prices are the same to you. To see our advertising disclaimer, check under “About” on our menu, or click here. For our privacy policy click here.