Robert Pattinson allergic to "women's privates"? WTF

It ain’t enough to be an emo vampire, now he’s allergic to “women’s privates,” WTF is wrong with that guy?

Robert Pattinson covers the tenth anniversary issue of Details with his head nestled next to a vagina, even though inside he tells the magazine he hates them. He also poses with some naked ladies and says that his only relationship of relevance is with his dog. An excerpt:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.“

Is he insane?!??!?!?! I would’ve paid to be in that photo-shoot! D:<…..now I have to assume his character “shining” under the sunlight was nothing more than glitter :D, man was that gay XD

If you want to see the photo-shoot head over to Huffingtonpost.com, it’s NSFW though.