That’s not how it works!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! This is not how it works!
Remember when vampires had to either seduced their victims to get their blood, or take it by force? Remember when said victims cringed in fear and tried to run away? Yeah, it’s been a while…
Thank you Twilight D:<
By the way, this short strip was a better story than Twilight.
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