So you take your date home and offer them a drink…

…when they suddenly pop the question, “are you trying to get me drunk?”

This made me laugh so loudly, the neighbor’s dog is barking at me to shut up.

That bottle must be as big as TARDIS inside. On the bright side, this is the perfect excuse to get her out of her clothes.

If it were any redder I’d say it’s blood, like in “The Shinning.”

By Jim Benton, via imgur.