Ladies, are you spending Valentine’s Day alone?

Just remember, Valentine’s day is about real love, so be careful with what you choose to do today.

Safety should always be your first priority.

Well, dayum, that over-escalated…the goggles completes this, I mean, always protect your eyes in case of splash, which in this case seems inevitable.

Heh, Cock-A-Nator 2000, that thing should be considered a weapon of vag destruction.

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