The tale of the “Dora & Diego” movie that turned out to be porn

A Queens mother thought she was doing a good thing for her children when she bought two Nickelodeon DVDs from Toys ‘R’ Us.

She got quite a shock when she saw what was actually in one of the boxes.

Candice Connor, 31, bought the DVD’s last Friday at the Green Acres Toys ‘R’ Us on Long Island, “Go Diego Go” and  ”All Star Sports Day Featuring Diego.”

Or so she thought.

Her two sons watched ‘Diego’ on Friday night.  However, when they played ‘Sports Day’ the next morning, the 3 and 11 year old boys saw something they shouldn’t have: Adults having sex in the X-Rated film “Bubble Butt Bonanza No. 17.”

“My sons were quiet for about 15 minutes then all of a sudden I heard “Ma!” I ran into the room and saw the X-rated film,” Connor told 1010 WINS’ Terry Sheridan.

Connor has the receipt and the original packaging and said her sons should have never been exposed to this material.

So far, Toys ‘R’ Us has issued no comment.

This story just cracks me up, and you know what makes it really funny? It took the boys 15 minutes to realize they were watching porn, 15 freaking minutes!

This is how I think things happened: the little 3-year-old got scared at something, a face or anything, probably a harsh blowjob or something like that, so I think that if it wasn’t for the boy’s scream the mother would have never found out about it, the 11-year-0ld was probably having a blast ;).

What I wonder now is, how come I never get porn movies instead of the ones I bought? I would have loved me some Bubble Butt Bonanza >:3.

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