Is the Kool-Aid man the glass pitcher, or the liquid inside?

Mysteries of the universe, presents: A question that I had never asked myself until this very moment.

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Who wants’ta know? Nosey little bugger, arent’ you?

Complicated answer: Maybe both? I mean, the human body is not just skin…

Possible answer: Possibly the pitcher. It would make no sense if the liquid was the body as we’ve all seen the Kool-Aid man sharing the liquid in the commercials, so the glass pitcher’s gotta be the body.

In any case, where or what is the brain? Is it the face?

By the way, allow me to preach my love for Skeletor with this RIPT exclusive crossover of Masters of the Universe and Kool-Aid; behold, the Masters of the KoolAidverse.

I wonder if this type of Kool-Aid actually provides calcium, I mean, besides the incredible hatred towards He-Man, which is part of a balanced nutrition.