Did you have a good “forever-alone” day?

Here’s my butthurt message to all of you who had somebody to share that day with.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No!

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If for some reason you can’t see the lovely text art above, have this from the bottom of my heart:

Joke’s on you ’cause you had to buy gifts and/or agree to do shit to get laid/presents, but I have two hands, had a greasy burger, and a shitload of porn 🙂

The only concern I have is for poor Valentine, everybody got presents but him =(