Pocket Like It’s Hot (Snoop, DeStorm & Andy Milonakis)

Apparently, the Hot Pockets brand decided to make a really for real hip-hop music video featuring Snoop Snoop, DeStorm Power, Andy Milonakis, and WWE’s Brodus Clay.

The irresistibly hot music video to end all music videos — “Pocket Like It’s Hot”, featuring Snoop, DeStorm Power, Andy Milonakis, Herbie Hot Pockets®, and WWE® Superstar Brodus Clay, brought to you by HOT POCKETS® brand sandwiches.

Lyrics:
Hungry kids in the crib ma
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
When the craving’s got a hold of you
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
And yo munchies get a attitude
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
I’ve got the pockets in my arms
Settin’ off smoke alarms
And I eat ’em smokin hot
‘Cause I got it going on
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I’m a hot dude, with some hot dreams
Getting fired up, letting off steam
Everybody showing love — Herbie’s in da tub
Checkin’ applications for the Hot Pockets fan club
Pepperoni pizza, much better than some fish eggs
The interior too hot let it cool off for a few secs
I’m running for the taste, that can be my phys ed
Chompin Hot Pockets, that’s how you get ahizzead
Winners get the meaty meats,
Winners get da cheesy eats
The tag-team meal that’s too hot for TV
Get off my pockets, you gotta backup
Yup that’s whatssup, now sign the prenups
Me and Hot Pockets never gonna splitup
You should think about it…..take a second.
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I bring the heat, but y’all knew that
Da Big Sauce Boss, yeah, I had to do that
I keep it fired up, even when I’m inside
You take what’s mine, then ya gonna have to run ‘n hide
He light ’em up so much that everybody talks
They all wanna turn in his Hot Pockets Box
Two, one, yep, three these Pockets are H O double T
Smokey temps hitting that three thirty three
If you can’t stand it this hot
Then you can’t chill with me
So bring your friends, we going on a wild ride
Herb Sauce tender meats heat yo insides
So don’t change the dizzle, turn it up a lizzle
Got some cheesy drizzle dripping on my shizzle
Waiting on the brizzle’s, the pizzle, the dizzle Gs, when da cheese hits your tongue it’ll scream “Fo Sizzle”
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Hungry kids in the crib ma
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
When the craving’s got a hold of you
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
And yo munchies get a attitude
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
Pocket like it’s hot
I’ve got the pockets in my arms
Settin’ off smoke alarms
And I eat ’em smokin hot
‘Cause I got it going on

I don’t know what to tell you, seeing the direction Hip Hop has taken in the last decade I’d say I’d rather see them make songs about food than the crap they play on the radio.

As far as using this as advertising, well, I’m not so sure about it, I wouldn’t be surprised if Hip Hop fans get offended by it.

They should also get Jim Gaffigan to make a few commercials for them, after all people who don’t know the guy’s name literally search for him using the keywords “the hot pocket comedian” on Google.