BOND bicycle?
It’s just like something straight out of a 007 flick, it’s got an ejector seat and a FLAME THROWER!
The flame-thrower fitted in the handlebars prevents overtaking motorists getting too close. The ejector seat disposes of thieves who beat the padlock and chain. And the bike – which would make Bond’s gadget inventor, Q, proud -also boasts a caterpillar track for smooth riding over pot-holed roads.
A flame-thrower, that’s harsh, yet effective.
You can find out more about it at Ilovemybike.co.uk.