Finally, a book that will help me cope with my problem

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For years I have had to live ashamed of my problem, but not anymore, this book has really changed my life.

Is Bigger Really Better?

Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on

• Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family
• Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis
• Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis
• and much, much more

Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.

It’s so good it can even be used to break up relationships, just read this review by a very satisfied customer:

I anxiously awaited giving this gift to my best friend, herein referred to as “Walter,” over a period of about 2 weeks while we traversed most of Maryland and some of Pennsylvania, and when at last I met his new girlfriend, presented it to him with an ebullient smile.

One week later, Walter messaged me via AIM and simply said, “You Suck.”

Soon after, his relationship status on facebook changed to, “single.”

Would totally buy again.