A more realistic Apple iPhone Siri commercial

I’m absolutely sure you all have seen the iPhone “Rock God” commercial, starring a very annoying kid and scumbag Siri.

 Dear Apple,

Please stop using emo-douchey-hipster people on my commercials, they are absolutely annoying.

Sincerely,

Siri.

I tried Siri on a friend’s phone. It was like trying to say hello to a really old and deaf person.