Suck on it: Blood Energy Drink

The Blood Energy Potion($6; Pre-order) has same color, look and similar nutritional makeup to real blood.
“The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!”

For 6 bucks you can impress the ladies with your Twilight skills (ew) and drink blood, without the actual side-effects of drinking someone else’s blood (puking, AIDS, etc) Vampires are still people though (wah-wah-wah) D:

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