Drunken robber so unappealing

A drunken German was arrested after he tried to rob a bank in Mainz armed with a water pistol and a potato peeler.
Police say Walter Schoegl, 52, had a stocking over his head and was waving the potato peeler when he demanded the cash.
But he left empty handed after the cool-headed bank teller told him they had run out of money.
He still had the stocking on when he was arrested five minutes later.
Source: Link.
At least he didn’t threaten the teller with a Twinkie xD