Happy Father’s Day

I know I’m a day late, but I was too busy being awesome (AKA I SLEEP ALL DAY ON SUNDAYS). I have no idea why I typed it all in caps, must be a side-effect of today being Monday. Well, only 3 hours into Monday.

So, how’s life?

Oh yeah, you came for the post, right, right….

I’m kinda hungry, but it’s 3am, so I don’t know if I should steal something from the fridge or go to sleep.

Happy Father’s Day you all! And remember, you can have a hundred fathers, but only one mother!

And that didn’t sound good at all, happy first day of the week or something….or not, I don’t care.

BTW, remember that time I said I didn’t care? I was serious.