What Would Penis Do? (Tales Of Mere Existence)

All men on the planet share the same critical flaw; the penis.

Pnis is a dick.

Have you ever wondered why every time we mess up badly and it involves a woman we say we were “thinking with our penis”? I’m a firm believer every penis has a mind of its own, so brain isn’t always strong enough to deal with two minds at the same time at any given time.

Penis, turning even the sweetest man into a dick in a matter of seconds since the dawn of time.