The Old Spice Man gives the ladies his heart

To all the ladies everywhere, including those Finland, Denmark, Iceland, the entire UAE, the UK, the US of A, Canada again, the Caribbean Islands, Eastern Europe, all countries that start with a consonant, all countries that start with a vowel, all countries that start with the letter Y and Snellville, Georgia…

I was gonna give my heart to someone, but then I took an arrow to the knee…

Then again, I can’t live with my heart outside my chest, I would kinda, you know, die and stuff.