Introducing the Honda Anti-Theft Negotiator

Meet TERII, the most advanced vehicle theft-deterrent system ever made. More than a car alarm, TERII uses biometric recognition and negotiating tactics to protect against vehicle theft.

I WILL RAIN DOWN ON YOU WITH UNHOLY VENGEANCE!

LOL! It’s too bad it’s just an April Fool’s clip. On the other hand, if you’re a married person the last thing you need is another person nagging at you.