Apparently, you don’t have to be filthy rich to blow your nose with a $100 bill

Now you can show those 1% bastards you can also clean up your nose with some Benjamins.

So you got a cold and have a runny nose, why not clean it up with the money you don’t have for medicine?

Sure, why not, I bet it goes perfectly well with your $100 bill toilet paper.

 What’s next, $100 dollar bill condoms?

Now that I meant, but close enough.