Could this be the ultimate answer to the ultimate question?

Could a man really be smooth enough to get away from “THE QUESTION” unharmed?

What a smooth motherlover, this deserves a round of applause. But can it really be this simple? Please somebody tell me it really is!

I wonder though, what if this was a figment of his imagination……and there is no wife! DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!