Still thinking Valentine’s Day is about love? Here’s the evil truth behind it

It’s beyond evil…it’s sick…

I knew it! I knew Valentine’s Day was the product of a group of industry villains with handlebar moustaches! Think about it, you are forced to buy flowers, chocolates, and jewelry!

Well, the bright side is all the discounted chocolate that comes next week.

On a different note, I’m spending Valentine’s Day alone.