Happy Fourth of July! Happy Independence Day!

Today marks the 238th(?) anniversary of some British guys throwing away some tea and flipping the finger to England and becoming the US of freaking A! Let’s celebrate it by drinking a whole lot to the point of passing out, and very carefully firing up some fireworks (or maybe not at all if they are prohibited where you live, I mean, limbs are more important than two minutes of explosions…)!

Anyway, to celebrate this glorious day that only comes once a year, here’s Kristen Stewart explaining the meaning of July 4th.

That makes so much sense! But seriously, make sure you don’t lose anything more than your eyebrows, like seriously.