When the Polar Vortex is thicc in all the right places

It all started with a weather map of the polar vortex that looked like a pair of boobs.

But it didn’t stop there. The internet demands for such a thing to have a lewd version.

And then it happened. Behold Polar Vortex “Chan.”

Hope you lads and lasses are bundled up, forecasters are saying this polar vortex is gonna be dummy t h i c c 🌬️🍆 pic.twitter.com/sPsryyoMMl— NaPalm Express (@NaPalm_Express) January 30, 2019

Man, such a frigid hotness. But do we stop there? You can bet your behind we don’t.

Here’s the cosplay version.

Due to my ass freezing off from the Polar Vortex, I decided to become one with the P O L A R V O R T E X!

art credit: @NaPalm_Express pic.twitter.com/l0nrlQKlmn— Bunz (@OfficialCCBunz) February 1, 2019

And that’s the story how the internet got so thirsty, it decided to lewd a freaking weather map.