I walked into a pun

I laughed more than expected, that scares me.

I bet she didn’t make him a sammich and got some PUNishment in return.

At least this joke about physical abuse had a PUNchline. (You may proceed to throw tomatoes at me)

Btw, every time one of my toes hurts I simply walk into more doors, I suddenly become a magnet for stuff that hurts.

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